Thoughts in Verses

Dirty Old Man

An old man struts along
In his mind he has a song
"Oh, my! Legs galore!"
Like a canine in all four
Salivating about the thong.

Grammatically Wrong

An old dear friend suddenly appeared
And everybody in the group cheered
"Am I the only VISITORS
That everyone WAIT for, of course!"
Every soul laughed and nobody leered.

To his wife

Said an honest fellow underling,
"To my dearest wife I always cling,
But she has to wash up
Before she sits on my lap,
the aroma – what splendor they bring!"

Miss Explosive

Here is Miss Explosive, coming closer
The shaggy-dog story along with her
Beware, be aware,
My friend, lest you care,
You will never know once it is over.